Sadieandleo

June 30th, 2008

Google the following and fill in the first choice

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

Tara needs to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist.

That is so so so funny.

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

Tara looks like her hair was ripped out at the root in a horrific head-Hoovering accident.

Do I really look that bad?

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:

Tara does amazing things in Idaho!

I’ve never even been to Idaho (!).

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

Tara hates the 4th of July, too.

No, I don’t.  I hate other days, but not that one.

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:

Tara goes to Hogwart’s.

Yay!!!

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

Tara loves cats!

Yay, again!!!

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

Tara eats Seattle.

The whole thing?  Really?  That’s a lot of chewing.

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

Tara has a banana boat full of letters.

That’s a really weird thing to have.

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:

Tara died in 4 minutes…

Creepy.

10: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:

The glory of Tara will never fade.

Sweet!