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July 23rd, 2008
Which Rejected Care Bear are You?
(Click on to find out)
What is your Retro Lunchbox?
Rut row
What highschool stereotype do you fit into
| You fit in with: Nerd You fit into the nerd stereotype! Oh noes! While you float in the middle of the conformity continuum, you’re not quite the most popular duck in the pond. That is, you may be a little socially rejected on account of your nerdiness. But don’t let that get you down – you can always play with your gadget(s). |
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| ‘What highschool stereotype do you fit in with?’ at QuizGalaxy.com |
Filed under: Humor, Odd Random Stuff Day, holidays | Tags: Odd Random Stuff Day
July 4th, 2008
It’s a holiday, Mike made fried food and I watched Rascal Flatts sing with the Boston Pops and I stole this from Jenn, because it’s one of the best things ever!:
DOG DIARY
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep
up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
June 30th, 2008
Google the following and fill in the first choice
1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Tara needs to be in one place long enough to establish a trusting relationship with a good, interested, capable therapist.
That is so so so funny.
2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Tara looks like her hair was ripped out at the root in a horrific head-Hoovering accident.
Do I really look that bad?
3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Tara does amazing things in Idaho!
I’ve never even been to Idaho (!).
4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Tara hates the 4th of July, too.
No, I don’t. I hate other days, but not that one.
5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:
Tara goes to Hogwart’s.
Yay!!!
6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Tara loves cats!
Yay, again!!!
7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
Tara eats Seattle.
The whole thing? Really? That’s a lot of chewing.
8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Tara has a banana boat full of letters.
That’s a really weird thing to have.
9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:
Tara died in 4 minutes…
Creepy.
10: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
The glory of Tara will never fade.
Sweet!
June 14th, 2008
Got problems? Need answers? Go here. I was totally set straight:

So, you wanna know what your problem is?
Fuhgeddaboudit!
I’ll tell you what your freakin’ problem is!
Just repeat after me:
“I’m a cranky airhead who don’t take no crap from nobody!”
Interested in a little analysis, go here.
Nothing like a little family to set you straight.
You’re welcome.
Filed under: Odd Random Stuff Day, Surveys, from MySpace | Tags: myspace, Odd Random Stuff Day, survey
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes!
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Wrapping things up at work.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Mike
Last restaurant you went to?
North
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mike
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Ummm, exiting? No.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes
What do you spend most of your money on?
Beads, supplies and things like that.
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
In my bed.
Is there a secret you’re hiding from your parents?
That I’m adopted… maybe…
Do you like yourself?
Yes, but sometimes I annoy even me.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
That’s private.
Is there anything in your past that you’d like to try again?
Dancing
Are you an emotional person?
Not really.
What’s something that can always make you feel better?
Food and new clothes.
Did your parents spoil you as a child?
No
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
Sure, they’re somewhere around here.
How’s your heart lately?
I feel pretty good.
Are you a cuddler?
No, I’m not touchy feely and I like my space.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Sure
What do you want right now?
Mixed nuts
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?
Yes
Who hugged you last?
Evan!
Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s clothing?
Yes
Are you a kissable person?
I believe so
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Probably, but I’m pretty boring so not often.
What is your relationship status?
Married
Who was the last person to come to your house?
My sister
Any summer plans for 2008?
maybe a trip maybe a pregnancy?
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Etsy
The last song you heard?
This Is The Time- David Cook
What do you think of love?
It’s necessary and you’re gonna feel it even if you don’t try.
Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
Yes
What’s the connection between you and the last person you texted?
GBFF
Do you like someone?
Yes, I like lots of people
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
The first person I kissed!
How’s your life lately?
Oh, pretty good, no complaints, well no big complaints.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Lol, yes. I’ve been with Mike for ten years.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
It always hurts baby!
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Currently happy, but I can make do on my own. I have cats.
Filed under: Living, Surveys, blogging | Tags: Find Your Spot, Nancy Pearl Wannabe, Odd Random Stuff Day
May 4th, 2008
The illustrious Nancy Pearl Wannabe led her readers to this highly entertaining site called Find Your Spot. At first I was thinking, “Wow, that’s dirty…” but of course I am a dirty bird and no one should be surprised by that. Clicking on it revealed it as a search engine of sorts, helping you decide where in this great country of ours you are best suited to inhabit. I’m not moving, but I thought it was an interesting exercise, nonetheless.
The majority of my results are of the Confederate persuasion. I’m a Yank, so at first I took offense. But the truth of the matter is I was never suited for the fast paced life of a New Englander. I’ll take their food and their intelligence but they can keep their weather and their traffic. I like the pace of the South, especially the Southwest. I like using sir and ma’am. I like easy living. I’m not big on the Bible but I could survive the Bible belt. I think I could fare a tornado but I couldn’t bear another Nor’easter.
My results centered around Texas, Mississippi, Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia and North Carolina. I am almost certain that if the need be I could happily live in any of the above states. Virgina and North Carolina being the first two that I would volunteer for. The results also gave me a lot of Florida. This is really the only offering I would have to decline. I’m not 65 or Cuban and I hate that kind of humidity. Georgia and Mississippi are pushing it in the humidity department but I could get over that because of the charm and the comfort food.
Perhaps my hatred of snow, winter sports and cold affected my results so much as to completely cancel out all New England states, and pretty much any state bordering Canada. I don’t hate these places and I could live in lots of cold states, probably Oregon and Washington state but that is because they are also on water. I’m glad it left out where I currently live and California because I already know that I can live here and probably there. It was a really refreshing exercise and made me think differently for a bit about where my life could take me.
Give it a try.



